https://thedailyfuckup.com/story/2026-10-13-house-calendar-no-immigration-benefits-hamas-terrorists-act The Daily Fuckupen 2026-10-14T05:27:32+00:00 House calendar tees up another immigration-hardliner bill stack https://thedailyfuckup.com/uploads/story-images/ai/2026-10-13-house-calendar-no-immigration-benefits-hamas-terrorists-act-june-20261014-012749.jpg https://thedailyfuckup.com/story/2026-10-13-federal-courts-election-litigation-moves The Daily Fuckupen 2026-10-14T04:47:37+00:00 Election-law fights kept moving in federal court, and the orders are getting sharper https://thedailyfuckup.com/uploads/story-images/ai/2026-10-13-federal-courts-election-litigation-moves-otto-20261014-004753.jpg https://thedailyfuckup.com/story/2026-10-13-evanston-skokie-district-65-kickback-pleas The Daily Fuckupen 2026-10-14T04:27:30+00:00 Two more guilty pleas deepen the Evanston/Skokie school-district kickback case 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