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The Inauguration Crowd Fight Immediately Looks Like a Lie
Trump and his team doubled down on claims that his inauguration drew the biggest audience ever, even as photos, live feeds, and public comparisons made the boast look obviously false.
Edition · January 21, 2017
The Daily Fuckup — January 21, 2017
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Closing take
Day one ended the way Trump began the transition: not with calm, but with grievance, exaggeration, and a reality-check from the public. The bigger problem is that the White House chose to treat humiliation as a messaging strategy, which is not a strategy so much as a cry for help in a red tie.
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