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Privacy Policy

Effective and last updated: August 4, 2026

The Daily Fuckup is a United States-based digital news publication. This policy explains what information we process, why we process it, how long we keep it, who may receive it, and the choices available to you.

Information we process

Purposes and legal bases

PurposeTypical legal basis for EEA/UK users
Create and operate accounts, authenticate users, provide requested services, and send verification or recovery messages.Performance of a contract or steps requested before entering one.
Publish and moderate comments, respond to messages, process tips, maintain editorial records, secure the service, prevent fraud, and defend legal claims.Legitimate interests, subject to balancing against individual rights; legal obligations where applicable.
Send newsletters or optional promotional messages.Consent, which may be withdrawn.
Use optional functional storage, analytics, or external-media technologies. Advertising remains disabled until a separately configured certified consent platform is available.Consent where required.
Maintain tax, accounting, payment, compliance, and legally required records.Legal obligation and legitimate interests.

Cookies and similar technologies

Essential cookies support login, security, forms, and saved consent choices. Optional functional storage remembers theme, visit timing, and reading progress only after permission. Analytics and external-media code are blocked until the corresponding permission is granted. Google AdSense remains disabled until TDF configures a Google-certified consent platform. You may accept, reject, or change non-essential choices at any time.

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Sharing and processors

Information may be processed by hosting, email, security, analytics, advertising, translation, payment, and professional-service providers only as needed for their services. Information may also be disclosed when required by law, to protect users or the public, to enforce rights, or during a reorganization or transfer of the publication. TDF does not sell personal information for money.

International transfers

TDF operates in the United States. If you are outside the United States, your information may be transferred to and processed in the United States or other countries. Where legally required, TDF will rely on an available transfer mechanism, contractual safeguards, consent, necessity for requested services, or another lawful basis.

Retention

Your rights

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to access, correct, delete, restrict, object, receive a portable copy, withdraw consent, opt out of certain advertising or sharing, and appeal a decision. EEA and UK residents may also complain to their local supervisory authority. Verified EEA/UK requests are normally answered within one month; legally permitted extensions or exceptions will be explained. Rights can be limited by journalism, freedom of expression, legal obligations, security, public-interest archiving, and the rights of others.

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Global Privacy Control

When a browser sends a Global Privacy Control signal, TDF treats it as a default rejection of non-essential analytics and external-media storage until the visitor makes a different explicit choice on this device. Advertising remains disabled independently.

Children

The service is not directed to children under 13, and TDF does not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13 through normal site operation. Users in jurisdictions with a higher digital-consent age should use the service only with any consent required by local law.

Security and verification

TDF uses reasonable technical and organizational safeguards, but no online system is risk-free. Privacy requests may require identity verification. Never send passwords, full payment-card numbers, or highly sensitive source material through an ordinary form.

Editorial accuracy and corrections

TDF does not knowingly publish false information. Anyone alleging otherwise should identify the exact statement and produce evidence showing that it is false. Verified material errors are corrected publicly.

Contact and changes

Use the privacy request form for rights requests or the contact page for general questions. Material policy changes will be posted here with a revised date.