Edition · January 22, 2017

Trump Starts With a Lie-Heavy Honeymoon

On the first full day of the presidency, Trump’s team picked a pointless fight over inauguration crowds while the public was already organizing against him.

January 22, 2017 was less about governing than about immediate damage control, and Trump’s people made it worse. The White House spent the day doubling down on a demonstrably shaky claim about the inauguration crowd, turning a one-day messaging squabble into an early credibility test. Meanwhile, the Women’s March served as a giant, visible reminder that the new president was already facing a mass public backlash. It was a very early sign that Trump’s team preferred combat with reality to the boring business of being accurate.

Closing take

For a brand-new president, this was a spectacularly dumb way to spend political capital: start by picking fights with numbers, then act surprised when everyone checks them. The bigger problem is not just that the crowd boast was false or wildly overstated. It’s that the administration chose to make its first full day about grievance, not competence. That habit is going to be expensive.

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