Edition · December 13, 2017

Trump World Gets the Gift That Keeps on Giving: Its Own Paper Trail

On December 13, 2017, the Trump orbit managed to generate fresh trouble on multiple fronts: the Russia probe, the tax bill, and the diplomatic wreckage from Jerusalem. The day’s news was less about one dramatic explosion than a steady drip of evidence that the White House and its allies were still creating new liabilities faster than they could clean up old ones.

December 13, 2017 was a very Trumpian kind of bad day: a stack of self-inflicted problems, each one adding a little more stress to the larger story of chaos, overreach, and amateur-hour governing. The freshest item was the disclosure that FBI agents on the Russia investigation had texted about Trump in ways that were politically toxic, feeding the president’s allies a new excuse to scream bias while doing nothing to help the White House’s credibility. At the same time, Trump was pushing a still-rushed tax package that even Republican allies had to admit was being assembled at breakneck speed. And overseas, the Jerusalem decision kept detonating diplomatic fallout, with Muslim leaders meeting in Istanbul to formalize their condemnation of the move. None of it was a total collapse by itself. Together, it looked like a presidency still manufacturing its own headaches on schedule.

Closing take

If the Trump operation had a governing principle in December 2017, it was apparently this: never let one mess die without seeding three more. The day’s stories were different in subject but identical in structure—premature triumphalism, sloppy process, and predictable blowback. That is not just bad optics. It is a governing style with consequences.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Jerusalem Decision Keeps Boiling Over as Muslim Leaders Formalize Their Blowback

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s Jerusalem declaration kept producing diplomatic damage on December 13, when Muslim-majority governments met in Istanbul to condemn the move and push back against the White House’s unilateral policy shift. The administration had promised disruption would be manageable; the rest of the world was busy proving otherwise.

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FBI Texts Hand Trump Allies a New Bias Grievance, and a New Distraction

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Newly surfaced text messages between two FBI agents on the Russia investigation gave Trump loyalists a fresh talking point about bias, even as the underlying probe kept moving. The episode was less a vindication than a political gift to the president’s defenders and a fresh headache for the Justice Department.

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