Edition · December 15, 2017

The Daily Fuckup: December 15, 2017

A backfill edition from the day Trumpworld kept tripping over its own shoelaces: Flynn pardon talk, a sold-off public-utility internet, and a tax giveaway still being jammed through by Christmas deadline politics.

December 15, 2017 was one of those Trump-era days when multiple fights were all saying the same thing: the administration could not stop creating new messes while trying to close out old ones. The biggest flashpoint was Trump refusing to rule out a pardon for Michael Flynn, a move that instantly fed the suspicion that loyalty inside Trumpworld mattered more than the law. At the same time, the FCC’s net-neutrality repeal landed as a clean gift to big telecom and a fresh symbol of government operating on behalf of the powerful. And beneath all of it, the tax-cut push kept barreling ahead on a deadline that looked more like a political dare than careful governing.

Closing take

By the end of the day, Trumpworld had managed to look reckless, transactional, and allergic to restraint all at once. That is not a great brand for a White House that wanted to sell itself as tough, competent, and populist. The problem with this version of politics is that every shortcut leaves a stain, and December 15 was a day full of fingerprints.

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Flynn’s plea kept the Russia cloud hanging over Trumpworld

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

The guilty plea from Michael Flynn kept rippling through Trump’s circle on December 15, with fresh reporting and legal analysis underscoring that the case was not just about one false statement. The key problem for the White House was that the court filing pointed to transition-era contacts with Russia and suggested the special counsel still had a broader map of who knew about the conversations.

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Trump Floats Flynn Pardon Talk and Reopens the Obstruction Cloud

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s refusal to rule out a pardon for Michael Flynn handed critics a fresh argument that the president was willing to blur the line between loyalty and accountability. The comment landed just weeks after Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, and it immediately revived questions about whether the White House was trying to normalize protection for insiders caught up in the Russia probe.

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Trump’s FCC Torches Net Neutrality and Hands Big Telecom a Win

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The FCC’s repeal of net-neutrality rules was a major policy gift to telecom giants and a political headache for Trump’s populist branding. The move drew backlash from consumer groups, tech companies, and lawmakers who said the administration had sided with monopolies over the open internet.

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Trump’s Tax Bill Sprint Kept Exposing How Rushed the Whole Thing Was

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Republican tax push was still barreling toward a year-end finish line, with the House and Senate scramble highlighting how much the White House wanted a win more than a careful process. By December 15, the bill was less a finished governing product than a deadline-driven political project under intense criticism.

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