Edition · December 31, 2017
The Daily Fuckup — December 31, 2017
3 verified reports published on December 31, 2017.
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Closing take
If 2017 taught anything, it was that Trump could always find a camera, a microphone, or a tweet, but he could not always find a coherent governing theory. The year ended with the same familiar mix of chest-thumping, grievance, and fallout. The hard part for Trump heading into 2018 was that the damage was no longer theoretical; it was becoming the operating system.
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Immigration deadlock
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The White House closed the year still unable to solve the immigration mess it helped create. Dreamers were left in limbo, Congress was frozen, and Trump’s hard-line rhetoric kept colliding with the practical reality that the administration had no clean exit from the crisis it had helped manufacture.
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Ethics blur
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
The president’s holiday finale at Mar-a-Lago was another reminder that the Trump presidency and the Trump brand were never really separate businesses. Hosting a lavish New Year’s Eve party at his own resort raised the same old ethics questions: who is paying, who is benefiting, and why does the line between public office and private profit keep disappearing in the Florida light.
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Victory lap
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
The president closed out the year with a self-congratulatory New Year’s message that tried to turn a messy first year into a triumphal narrative. The pitch was obvious, and so was the problem: much of the country had spent 2017 watching chaos, falsehoods, and legislative stumbles instead of the clean win Trump was trying to advertise.
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