Edition · January 1, 2018

The Daily Fuckup — January 1, 2018

1 verified report published on January 1, 2018.

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Closing take

Trump spent the first day of 2018 making America’s foreign policy sound like a bar argument at closing time. The problem was not that he disliked Iran or Pakistan; the problem was that he used the presidency like a grievance machine and then expected allies and adversaries to treat that as strategy. That gap between impulse and statecraft was the story, and it was already creating real consequences by nightfall.

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Trump’s New Year’s Day Tweets Turned Foreign Policy Into a Fire Drill

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

On January 1, 2018, Trump opened the year by blasting Iran and Pakistan on Twitter, triggering immediate backlash and forcing the White House into damage-control mode. The episode underscored how easily the president could convert a holiday morning into a diplomatic mess, with allies, adversaries, and his own aides left to explain what, exactly, was policy and what was just Trump venting.

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