Edition · April 9, 2018

The Daily Fuckup: April 9, 2018

Trump’s world spent the day getting dragged by the Michael Cohen raid, while Scott Pruitt’s ethics mess kept widening in plain sight.

April 9, 2018 was a classic Trump-world bad-news day: the FBI search of Michael Cohen’s office, home, and hotel room detonated into a full-on constitutional and political freakout, while Scott Pruitt’s ethics problems kept metastasizing in the background. The common thread was the same as ever: a White House and its orbit acting as though the rules are for everyone else, then acting shocked when the bill arrives.

Closing take

The bigger pattern here is not one scandal, but the administration’s talent for turning every self-inflicted problem into a louder, uglier one. By Monday night, the question was no longer whether Trump’s circle was in trouble. It was how much more trouble was hiding just under the surface.

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Pruitt’s Ethics Mess Keeps Growing as Congress Pokes at the Paper Trail

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Scott Pruitt’s already-toxic ethics situation got another jolt as House investigators pressed him on travel records and a condo deal tied to the EPA chief’s landlord. Even on a day dominated by the Cohen raid, Pruitt managed to remind everyone that he was a walking case study in why transparency exists.

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