Edition · May 4, 2018

May 4, 2018: Trumpworld’s damage-control day

The president spent the day trying to walk back Rudy Giuliani’s Stormy Daniels mess while also saying he’d love to sit for Mueller — a tidy summary of how badly this legal-political circus was running the show.

May 4, 2018 was less a governing day than a cleanup operation. Donald Trump tried to minimize Rudy Giuliani’s public admission that Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the Stormy Daniels payment, even as the White House and the campaign scrambled to make the story sound less explosive than it was. In the same news cycle, Trump also said he would love to be interviewed by special counsel Robert Mueller, despite his lawyers reportedly pushing hard against that idea. Put together, it was a day of contradictions, self-inflicted confusion, and the kind of message discipline failure that makes a legal defense look like it was assembled with a leaf blower.

Closing take

The common thread here was not one giant revelation, but a pattern: Trumpworld kept saying the quiet part out loud, then pretending the quiet part had never been said. That is not a strategy. That is a panic attack with a press shop attached.

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★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump spent May 4 trying to walk back Rudy Giuliani’s revelation that he reimbursed Michael Cohen for the Stormy Daniels payment, but the explanations kept contradicting each other and made the original story look even uglier.

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