Edition · May 9, 2018
The Daily Fuckup: May 9, 2018
Trump’s Iran gamble detonated into a diplomatic, market, and credibility mess, while a separate Russia case kept the legal cloud thick over the operation.
On May 9, 2018, the biggest Trump-world screwup was the fallout from abandoning the Iran nuclear deal: allies were angry, Iran was openly defiant, markets were jittery, and the White House was left trying to sell a unilateral move as strength. Meanwhile, the Russia probe kept grinding along in court, with the Concord Management case continuing to underline how deeply Trump-era foreign influence questions were still alive in federal litigation.
Closing take
This was a day for the Trump team’s favorite hobby: creating a problem, then asking everyone else to admire the daring. The Iran move was the heavyweight blowup; the rest of the day’s news mostly served as reminder that the legal and diplomatic hangover from Trump’s first year was still very much intact.
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Iran blowback
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
Trump’s decision to quit the Iran nuclear deal kept ricocheting on May 9, with foreign governments, former U.S. officials, and markets all signaling that the White House had opened a fresh crisis without a clear replacement plan.
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Market shock
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Beyond the diplomatic blowback, Trump’s Iran move immediately raised oil prices and threatened the White House’s broader claim that the withdrawal was a disciplined, strategic win rather than a self-inflicted shock.
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Cohen payments
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
New disclosures on May 9 showed that corporations had been paying into Michael Cohen’s opaque consulting setup, sharpening the sense that Trump’s inner circle was monetizing access while denying what the money was for. The arrangement raised fresh questions about ethics, influence, and what else might be sitting inside the LLC’s books.
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Border cruelty
Confidence 3/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
By May 9, the Trump administration’s immigration posture was drawing heavier blowback as officials pressed ahead with hard-line enforcement that critics said was designed to intimidate rather than solve problems. The result was a political and moral headache that kept worsening, not improving.
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Russia cloud
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
In federal court, the Concord Management case kept moving, a reminder that the Russia investigation was still producing real legal exposure and not just cable-news noise.
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Emoluments drag
Confidence 3/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
May 9 brought continued pressure around Trump’s financial entanglements and the broader emoluments fight, keeping the president’s business empire under a cloud of legal and ethical scrutiny. The core problem was unchanged: Trump was still president while remaining deeply tied to properties that profit from access.
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