Edition · May 12, 2018

The Daily Fuckup — May 12, 2018

3 verified reports published on May 12, 2018.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

This is what Trump-era governance looked like at full volume: one giant policy blast radius, then a second and third fire started by the cleanup crew. The common thread was not ideology so much as improvisation, contradiction, and the sense that no one in the room was steering with both hands on the wheel.

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5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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The Iran deal exit is still blowing up on Trump

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A day after Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Iran nuclear deal, the political and diplomatic backlash was still rolling. Allies were publicly bracing for the consequences, while critics inside Washington argued that the move risked isolating the United States rather than constraining Tehran.

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Giuliani keeps making the Cohen story worse

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Rudy Giuliani spent the day trying to clean up the Michael Cohen story, and instead gave it more places to leak. His explanations kept shifting on what Trump knew, when he knew it, and why Cohen was getting paid by outside interests, reinforcing the impression that the president’s legal team was improvising under pressure.

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Trump’s ZTE soft spot is turning into a trade headache

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s posture toward ZTE kept drawing fire as lawmakers and commentators treated the China move as a giveaway dressed up as dealmaking. The president’s willingness to relax pressure on a sanctioned Chinese telecom firm looked increasingly like a reward for Beijing at exactly the wrong moment.

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