Edition · May 31, 2018

The Daily Fuckup: May 31, 2018

A pardon for a culture-war loyalist and a fresh Russia-probe embarrassment made for a very Trump kind of Thursday.

On May 31, 2018, Trump managed to turn two separate fronts of his political life into self-inflicted headaches: a flashy pardon for Dinesh D’Souza that invited fresh accusations of cronyism and abuse of mercy powers, and a renewed Russia-investigation mess after reports surfaced that Andrew McCabe had turned over a memo about the Comey firing to Robert Mueller. The day did not produce a single monolithic disaster, but it did reinforce the same ugly pattern: Trump treating public power like private loyalty and then acting surprised when the consequences look corrupt, reckless, or both.

Closing take

By the end of the day, the Trump operation had once again made the easy thing look shady and the shady thing look easy. The pardon looked like red meat for the base and raw meat for everyone else. The Russia-probe story was another reminder that the Comey firing never really stayed buried. Different headlines, same problem: Trump keeps creating new messes by trying to clean up old ones with a hammer.

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The Comey-Firing Mess Refuses to Die

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A report that Andrew McCabe had turned over a memo about a behind-the-scenes conversation with Rod Rosenstein was another ugly reminder that Trump’s firing of James Comey was still generating legal and political risk. What Trump had long tried to sell as a clean personnel decision was still producing subpoenas, memos, and suspicion about whether he tried to shape the Russia investigation.

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Trump Hands Out a Loyalty-Power Pardon

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s decision to pardon Dinesh D’Souza gave critics a fresh example of clemency being used less like a constitutional mercy power than a reward for ideological allies. The move immediately revived questions about favoritism, judgment, and whether the White House was normalizing political absolution for friendly right-wing figures.

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