Edition · June 3, 2018

The Daily Fuckup: June 3, 2018

Backfill edition for America/New_York. The day Trumpworld kept stepping on rakes, with a fresh ugly turn in the Russia mess and the border crisis still metastasizing.

June 3, 2018 was not a quiet Sunday in Trump land. The biggest damage came from the long, ugly Russia story, where Rudy Giuliani went on television and publicly floated the idea that Donald Trump could shut down the special counsel investigation — and even pardon himself — while the White House kept trying to thread a denial that never quite held together. Meanwhile, the immigration disaster at the border kept worsening, with the administration’s “zero tolerance” posture drawing deeper scrutiny and laying the groundwork for the political blowback that would hit in the days ahead. Taken together, it was another day when Trump allies managed to make a defensive mess sound even worse than the original problem.

Closing take

The pattern is the point: when Trumpworld is cornered, it rarely solves the issue. It usually widens it, says something dumber on camera, or insists the public is misunderstanding a crisis that everyone can see in real time.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Giuliani Says the Quiet Part Out Loud on Mueller

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Rudy Giuliani publicly floated the idea that Trump could end the special counsel probe and even pardon himself, handing critics a fresh reminder that the president’s inner circle was treating a criminal investigation like a constitutional escape room.

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The Border Policy Is Turning Into a Political Liability

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The administration’s family-separation approach was still metastasizing politically on June 3, as the zero-tolerance crackdown kept drawing outrage and setting up a broader backlash that would soon swallow the White House’s immigration message.

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Trumpworld Still Cannot Keep Its Russia Story Straight

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The June 2016 Trump Tower meeting remained a credibility sinkhole on June 3, 2018, as the Trump orbit kept feeding contradictions into the public record and inviting the obvious question: if the story is clean, why does it keep changing?

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