Edition · August 31, 2018

The Daily Fuckup — August 31, 2018

1 verified report published on August 31, 2018.

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Closing take

For a president who loves declaring wins, August 31 produced something closer to a win with a bruise on it. The Mexico announcement could have been framed as progress; instead, Trump’s own words helped turn it into another reminder that his diplomacy too often arrives with a side of gratuitous insult. In Trumpworld, even the supposed victories need damage control.

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Trump’s Canada Jibe Spoils the NAFTA Reset

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s push to move ahead with Mexico on a preliminary trade deal was immediately muddied by his off-the-record insult toward Canada, which leaked into public view and angered Canadian officials. What should have been a clean “deal momentum” story instead looked like another example of Trump treating allied negotiations as a loyalty test and then making the alliance harder to manage.

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