Edition · February 14, 2019

The Daily Fuckup: February 14, 2019

Trump turned a shutdown deal into a national-emergency stunt, even as William Barr took over the Justice Department and the legal blowback machine started warming up.

Valentine’s Day 2019 was not a day of legislative romance for the White House. The biggest Trump-world move was the president’s decision to sign the government funding bill and then declare a national emergency to force border-wall money out of Congress anyway, a maneuver that immediately triggered warnings about lawlessness, lawsuits, and a constitutional food fight. At the same time, William Barr was sworn in as attorney general, giving Trump a new Justice Department boss just as the Russia investigation and the border crisis were colliding.

Closing take

By the end of the day, Trump had traded a shutdown for a likely emergency-court showdown. The politics were classic Trump: turn a setback into a spectacle, then hope the outrage itself becomes the point. But in practical terms, this was a sign that the wall fight was moving from campaign bluster into a real legal and institutional mess.

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Trump Bets the Constitution on the Wall

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

Trump signed the government funding bill, then announced a national emergency to try to wring more border-wall money out of the executive branch than Congress had agreed to give him. The move kept the government open, but it also invited immediate legal challenges and fresh accusations that he was bypassing lawmakers after losing the budget fight.

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Barr Arrives Just as the Russia Mess Tightens

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

William Barr was confirmed and sworn in as attorney general on February 14, handing Trump a new Justice Department chief at a moment when the Russia probe and the border fight were both hanging over the administration. The confirmation itself was routine, but the timing was anything but: Barr immediately became the official in charge of the department overseeing the special counsel investigation.

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