Edition · May 20, 2019

The Daily Fuckup — Backfill Edition for May 20, 2019

Trump’s May 20 was a clean little disaster in slow motion: judges kept cracking open his financial secrecy, and his lawyers kept losing the argument that Congress had no right to look. The day was less about one giant explosion than a sharp, humiliating reminder that the White House’s legal wall around Trump’s money was starting to leak.

May 20, 2019 was a bad day for Trump’s favorite hobby: keeping his finances hidden while pretending there’s nothing to see. A federal judge in Washington let the House Oversight Committee press ahead with its subpoena for records from Mazars, Trump’s longtime accounting firm, dealing a public legal setback to the president’s effort to keep Congress out of his business. The ruling added to a widening paper trail that was already turning Trump’s financial secrecy into a live political vulnerability.

Closing take

The bigger problem for Trump was not just losing a motion. It was the pattern: every time his lawyers tried to slam the door on oversight, a judge seemed willing to ask why the door existed in the first place. For a president who built his brand on swagger and invulnerability, May 20 looked a lot more like legal vulnerability wearing a cheap suit.

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Judge Keeps Mazars Subpoena Alive, and Trump’s Financial Curtain Slips

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A federal judge rejected Donald Trump’s bid to block a House subpoena for records from Mazars, his longtime accounting firm. The ruling gave Congress another opening into Trump’s finances and underscored how weak the president’s effort to seal off his business records had become.

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