Edition · July 22, 2019
The Daily Fuckup — July 22, 2019
3 verified reports published on July 22, 2019.
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Closing take
This was not yet the full Ukraine scandal blowup, and Mueller’s testimony had not happened yet, but July 22 showed the machine grinding in public: pressure, denial, distraction, and a lot of people around Trump doing things that would later look terrible in hindsight. That is usually how the worst Trump screwups mature—slowly, then suddenly.
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Ukraine backchannel
Confidence 4/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
New reporting and later-disclosed records show that July 22 was another step in the messy Giuliani-to-Ukraine pipeline, with Kurt Volker helping connect Giuliani to Andriy Yermak as Trumpworld searched for the right way to steer Kyiv. That is not normal diplomacy. It was another sign that the president’s private lawyer was functioning like an off-books envoy in a matter tied directly to Trump’s political interests.
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Mueller panic
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
On July 22, Trump warned that Robert Mueller should not be given “another bite at the apple,” a transparent effort to pre-spin testimony that was still two days away. The message was simple: discredit the witness before he speaks. It also telegraphed that the White House knew Mueller’s appearance could be damaging, even if Trump’s allies were already trying to turn the hearing into a victory lap.
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Pre-hearing spin
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
Trump’s comments on July 22 were supposed to make Robert Mueller look irrelevant. Instead, they made the White House look jumpy about testimony it had spent months trying to dismiss. The president’s problem was simple: if the hearing was truly meaningless, he would not have sounded so eager to knock it down before it happened. That kind of preemptive defensiveness rarely stays private for long.
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