Edition · December 1, 2019

The Daily Fuckup: December 1, 2019

A backfill edition from America/New_York, built around the Trump-world messes that were landing, hardening, or starting to boomerang on Sunday, December 1, 2019.

The day’s biggest Trump-world screwup was the administration’s own trade team telegraphing a fresh tariff hit even as the China fight was already dragging on business investment and manufacturing. That sat alongside the impeachment counteroffensive, which showed Republicans trying to paper over the Ukraine mess with a report that amounted to a full-force denial of the evidence. It was a classic Trump-era double feature: set the house on fire, then send out a memo insisting there is no smoke. The fallout was already visible in markets, in the trade talks, and in the political trench warfare building toward the House report.

Closing take

December 1 was not a day of one giant collapse so much as a day when several self-inflicted wounds were still actively bleeding. The Trump team kept insisting it had everything under control, but the evidence on trade and Ukraine pointed the other way. The result was a presidency stumbling into December with more defensiveness than momentum, and fewer people outside the bunker buying the spin.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Republicans Roll Out a Ukraine Denial Memo as the Evidence Keeps Piling Up

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

House Republicans rushed out a 110-page report arguing that Trump committed no quid pro quo, bribery, extortion, or abuse of power in the Ukraine affair. The counter-report was a full-throated attempt to overwrite the record just as Democrats were preparing their own impeachment findings, and it did not resolve the underlying evidence so much as advertise the panic around it.

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Tariff Hike Threat Keeps Trump’s China Fight on a Knife Edge

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross signaled that the White House was still prepared to slap another round of tariffs on Chinese goods unless there was a breakthrough before the December 15 deadline. The warning underscored how badly Trump’s trade war was still squeezing business investment and manufacturing, even as the administration tried to talk tough and optimistic at the same time.

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