Edition · December 18, 2019
The Daily Fuckup — December 18, 2019
3 verified reports published on December 18, 2019.
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Closing take
The damage here is not just the vote itself. It is the way Trump and his team met a constitutional crisis with more noise, more denial, and more self-pity, guaranteeing that impeachment would dominate the political story line heading into 2020.
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Impeachment rally
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
The House voted on December 18, 2019 to impeach Donald Trump on abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, and Trump spent the evening trying to convert that historic setback into campaign theater. He was onstage at a rally in Battle Creek, Michigan as the vote landed, reading the result aloud to supporters and telling them he was still having a good time. That is not exactly the posture of a president in command of events. It is the posture of a man trying to drown out a crisis with applause.
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Grievance spiral
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The White House’s December 18 statement about impeachment tried to frame the House vote as a partisan ambush, not a response to presidential misconduct. But the statement’s hyperventilating tone and blanket denials only reinforced the impression that the administration had no serious answer to the underlying charges. When the defense sounds like a tantrum, it does political damage of its own.
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Letter tantrum
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
On the same day the House impeached him, Trump sent Speaker Nancy Pelosi a bitter letter accusing Democrats of declaring war on American democracy. The letter was meant to project outrage and moral certainty, but it mostly read like a president outsourcing his emotional regulation to official stationery. When the country is watching a constitutional vote, that is not a great look.
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