Edition · January 6, 2020

The Daily Fuckup: January 6, 2020

The Soleimani strike did not fade into triumphal theater. It opened a fresh diplomatic, legal, and strategic mess, while Trumpworld kept insisting the whole thing was simple and under control.

On January 6, 2020, the Trump administration was still trying to sell the assassination of Iranian Gen. Qassem Soleimani as crisp, contained, and righteous. The problem was that the aftershocks were already moving in the opposite direction: angry Iranian vows, a global scramble over U.S. military posture, and a widening debate over whether the White House had walked the country into a reckless escalation without a convincing public case. In Trumpworld, that kind of gap between the sales pitch and the fallout is the whole story.

Closing take

This was the day the administration’s “maximum pressure” doctrine met the possibility of maximum blowback. The pitch was that a dramatic strike would restore deterrence. The reality was a president and a team spending the day defending a decision that had already made the world more dangerous, and probably much less predictable.

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The Soleimani Strike Is Already Blowing Back on Trump

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

By January 6, the White House was still trying to frame the killing of Qassem Soleimani as a clean act of deterrence. The visible reality was a rapidly escalating crisis: Iran was promising revenge, U.S. allies were rattled, and the administration was forced onto the defensive over whether it had a real strategy beyond hoping the shock would do the work for it.

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