Edition · January 31, 2020

Trump Gets His Acquittal Conveyor Belt Rolling

The Senate shut down witnesses in the impeachment trial, clearing the path for a fast-track exoneration that looked more like party discipline than due process.

January 31, 2020 was the day Senate Republicans decided they did not want more evidence in Donald Trump’s impeachment trial. That choice did not end the case, but it did lock in the central scandal of the trial: a president accused of abusing power got a protection detail from his own party before the public heard from the witnesses who might have mattered most. The result was a loud, unmistakable gift to Trump—and a reminder that the GOP had shifted from evaluating the facts to managing the fallout.

Closing take

The day’s biggest Trump-world screwup was not a single quote or tweet. It was the whole posture: deny the record, block the witnesses, and call the process unfair once the jury starts closing the blinds. That may have helped Trump survive the week, but it also made the cover-up argument easier to sell.

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Senate Republicans Shut Down Witnesses, Handing Trump a Fast-Track Escape Hatch

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Senate voted 51-49 to block new witnesses and documents in Trump’s impeachment trial, ending any real chance that figures like John Bolton would testify before the chamber moved toward acquittal. It was a major procedural win for Trump and a major institutional embarrassment for Republicans who had spent weeks pretending to want a full and fair trial.

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