Edition · January 31, 2020
The Daily Fuckup — January 31, 2020
1 verified report published on January 31, 2020.
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Closing take
The day’s biggest Trump-world screwup was not a single quote or tweet. It was the whole posture: deny the record, block the witnesses, and call the process unfair once the jury starts closing the blinds. That may have helped Trump survive the week, but it also made the cover-up argument easier to sell.
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Witnesses blocked
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Senate voted 51-49 to block new witnesses and documents in Trump’s impeachment trial, ending any real chance that figures like John Bolton would testify before the chamber moved toward acquittal. It was a major procedural win for Trump and a major institutional embarrassment for Republicans who had spent weeks pretending to want a full and fair trial.
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