Edition · March 24, 2020

The Daily Fuckup — March 24, 2020

1 verified report published on March 24, 2020.

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Closing take

When a government facing a public-health emergency starts sounding like it’s auditioning for a miracle cure, that is not leadership. It is a liability. March 24 showed a White House still trying to will the crisis into a better press cycle, and the virus was not interested in playing along.

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