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Trump’s Testing Fairy Tale Collides With Reality
The White House spent April 18 insisting states had enough coronavirus testing to reopen, but governors blasted that claim as false and dangerously misleading.
Edition · April 18, 2020
The Daily Fuckup — April 18, 2020
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Closing take
The pattern here was simple and bleak: deny the bottleneck, shift the blame, and hope the outbreak notices. It did. Governors, public health officials, and even some allies were forced to spend the day correcting the record while Trump kept trying to make reopening sound like a vibes-based exercise. That’s not leadership. That’s a federal shrug with a camera crew.
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