Edition · December 8, 2020
The Daily Fuckup: December 8, 2020
Trump-world spent the day trying to bully state officials, launder a losing case through the Supreme Court, and turn a doomed election fantasy into something the courts would have to notice. It did not go well.
December 8 was one of those days when the post-election Trump machine looked less like a strategy and more like an obstruction-themed improv show. The big move was Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s long-shot Supreme Court lawsuit attacking Biden’s wins in Georgia and three other states, a case so legally strained that even Republican officials were already calling it nonsense. Trump then reportedly leaned on Georgia Attorney General Chris Carr not to oppose the suit, which only underscored how dependent the whole operation had become on coercing public officials into validating a dead-end theory. The result was a fresh display of desperation, internal contradiction, and legal reality refusing to bend for a losing candidate.
Closing take
The pattern here is the point: when the facts won’t move, the pressure campaign starts. On December 8, Trump-world doubled down on a fiction that had already been rejected in courtrooms, election offices, and reality itself—and still managed to make itself look smaller, sleazier, and more cornered.
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Constitutional stunt
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a bizarre Supreme Court suit seeking to invalidate Biden’s wins in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, and Trump quickly embraced it. The filing was a maximalist attempt to do through litigation what Trump had failed to do at the ballot box, and it looked as shaky as it sounds.
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Court dead end
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Supreme Court refused to take up the Trump-backed effort to overturn Pennsylvania’s election result, leaving the campaign with one fewer fantasy and one fewer court to work. It was a major legal dead end on the day the post-election calendar was moving past the point of no return.
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Pressure on Georgia
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
After Georgia officials called the Texas lawsuit wrong on the law and the facts, Trump reportedly phoned Attorney General Chris Carr and warned him not to rally other Republicans against it. That is not a normal presidential goodbye note; it is a pressure campaign aimed at turning a state law office into a Trump legal defense unit.
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Supreme Court Hail Mary
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Ken Paxton’s Supreme Court suit tried to blow up certified Biden wins in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, giving Trump world one more piece of paper to wave around while reality kept winning. The filing was immediately blasted as legally and factually wrong by the states it targeted, and it read less like a serious case than a desperate attempt to force the high court into a political rescue mission.
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Pardon cleanup
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
A federal judge dismissed the Michael Flynn case as moot after Trump’s pardon, closing the book on one of the administration’s ugliest loyalty dramas. The pardon solved Flynn’s problem, but it also reminded everybody that Trump had just used the presidency to clean up a mess of his own making.
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Reality check
Confidence 3/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
December 8 added another round of public and private humiliation for the claim that Trump had really won. State officials, Republican skeptics, and the hard math of certified results kept undercutting the fraud story, leaving Trump world with a lot of indignation and very little evidence.
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