Edition · December 14, 2020

Trump’s Fake-Elector Machine Keeps Spinning, Even After the Election Is Lost

On December 14, 2020, Trump-world kept pushing alternate elector slates in battleground states, a constitutional cosplay stunt that could haunt everyone involved for years.

December 14 was the day the post-election pressure campaign got procedural and ugly. In multiple battleground states, Trump allies and Republican operatives moved ahead with alternate elector paperwork and meetings even though Biden’s victories had already been certified or were plainly headed that way. The immediate point was to create a false trail for Congress and Mike Pence; the deeper problem was that the whole thing looked less like “election protection” and more like a coordinated attempt to launder defeat into confusion.

Closing take

The Trump team’s big December 14 play was to manufacture political cover after losing the vote, and that kind of stunt tends to age badly in daylight. Even if some participants dress it up as contingency planning, the paper trail says the real goal was to keep a dead election alive long enough to pressure the next checkpoint. That is not strategy. That is a mess with stationery.

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