Edition · December 23, 2020

Trump’s Christmas Eve-Eve Mess: Pardons, Pressure, and a Georgia Phone Call

December 23, 2020 was a busy day for Trump-world self-immolation: clemency for allies, a fresh attack on relief talks, and a pressure call into Georgia’s election machinery.

The day before Christmas Eve brought a triple feature of Trump chaos: a pardon spree for political allies, a last-minute demolition job on Congress’s pandemic relief deal, and a Georgia election-pressure call that would only deepen the growing legal stink around the post-election campaign. The common thread was simple: Trump kept choosing escalation over stability, and the fallout was already starting to harden into a record of abuse, corruption, and political vandalism.

Closing take

On December 23, 2020, Trump was still doing what he had done for most of the month: treating the presidency like a demolition derby. He was rewarding loyalists, trashing basic governance, and leaning on state officials to keep his election fantasy alive. None of it was subtle, and none of it aged well.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump’s Georgia Pressure Call Adds Another Brick to the Election Scheme

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s Dec. 23 call to Georgia election investigator Frances Watson was another ugly step in the post-election campaign to bully state officials into backing his loss fantasy. The call, which came just days before Trump’s January pressure campaign exploded into public view, asked a state investigator to go looking in Fulton County and promised praise if the “right answer” emerged.

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Trump Throws a Last-Minute Wrecking Ball at Pandemic Relief

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Just as Washington was trying to finalize the COVID relief package, Trump lashed out at the deal and created a fresh mess for Republicans and his own outgoing administration. The move threatened to turn a hard-won agreement into another pointless fight over Trump’s ego.

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Trump Uses Pardons to Bless His Own Political Bad Behavior

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s December 23 pardon wave fit a familiar pattern: reward the loyal, excuse the convicted, and dress it up as justice. The move gave clemency to a roster of Trump-connected figures and reinforced the idea that proximity to the boss mattered more than accountability.

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