Edition · January 14, 2021

The Daily Fuckup — January 14, 2021

Trump’s post-riot cleanup is going about as well as a lit match in a fireworks aisle: a second impeachment, open GOP panic, and even friendly-fire criticism from Republicans who suddenly discovered the Constitution again.

One day after the House impeached Donald Trump for incitement of insurrection, the fallout hardened into a real political break: Republicans who had spent years orbiting him started saying out loud that he had caused catastrophic damage, even if many still stopped short of fully breaking with him. The day’s Trump-world screwups were less about a single new act than the cumulative collapse of his effort to contain the consequences of January 6. The result was an unusually ugly 24 hours for a president who was leaving office under impeachment, public condemnation, and a growing sense that his movement had turned into a liability factory.

Closing take

January 14 was the day Trump’s defenders had to start explaining not just the riot, but the wreckage after it. The old trick of treating every disaster as performance art was no longer working; the damage was real, the blame was spreading, and the party was starting to look like it was improvising with a fire extinguisher full of confetti.

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5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Second impeachment locks in Trump’s blame for the Capitol attack

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

The House’s second impeachment of Donald Trump became the central political fact of the day, turning the Capitol riot into an institutional judgment on his presidency and forcing even Republicans to argue over whether he had gone too far or merely far enough to keep their consciences semi-clean.

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Republicans start saying Trump bears responsibility for the riot

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The day after impeachment, Republican criticism of Trump hardened into something more than ritual hand-wringing. Kevin McCarthy, Lisa Murkowski, Tom Rice, and others all said versions of the same thing: the president’s conduct had crossed into real damage, and they were no longer willing to pretend otherwise.

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Trump’s late condemnation of violence fails to reset the argument

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump finally issued a video condemning political violence, but it arrived after impeachment, after the riot, and after much of his own party had already concluded that his earlier conduct was the problem. The effort read less like a reset than a damage-control memo taped over a busted window.

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