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Edition · February 3, 2021

The Daily Fuckup: February 3, 2021

Trump’s legal team spent the day arguing that the Senate had no business trying him for January 6 while also filing a defense that practically dared critics to read it out loud. The result was a self-inflicted paper trail of denial, constitutional moonwalking, and fresh evidence that the former president was going to make his impeachment everyone else’s problem.

On February 3, 2021, Trump-world’s biggest screwup was still the same one that had detonated his presidency: the effort to talk around January 6 without ever fully taking responsibility for it. His lawyers had already filed a defense that leaned hard on the claim that the Senate lacked jurisdiction because he was out of office, and that posture instantly set up a week of damaging arguments about accountability, constitutional power, and whether Trump could slither away from the consequences of the attack on the Capitol. The day also made clear that the incoming Senate trial was going to be fought as much over Trump’s conduct as over the legality of judging it after he left office.

Closing take

The larger story on February 3 was not subtle: Trump’s camp was trying to transform a political catastrophe into a procedural loophole. That may have pleased the loyalists, but it also handed critics a neat, ugly frame for the trial to come — if he won’t answer for the riot on the merits, he’ll try to win on technicalities. That’s not innocence. That’s damage control with a constitutional costume on.

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Trump’s impeachment defense goes straight for the loophole

Jurisdiction dodge Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s lawyers answered the House impeachment article by arguing that the Senate had no jurisdiction because he was already out of office, a move that immediately signaled a defense built less on facts than on escape hatches. The filing also denied the core allegation tied to January 6, setting up a trial fight over both the attack itself and the power of Congress to judge a former president. For Trump, it was a familiar play: deny, delay, and hope procedure buries the substance.

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