Edition · February 5, 2021

The Daily Fuckup — February 5, 2021

2 verified reports published on February 5, 2021.

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Closing take

By the calendar, this was only the beginning of the trial. Politically, it was also the beginning of a long, ugly argument over whether Trump’s party would treat a violent attempt to overturn an election as disqualifying or just another branding exercise. The answer, on February 5, 2021, was already leaning toward the latter.

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Trump’s impeachment defense opens with procedural gymnastics and zero remorse

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The first full day of Trump’s second impeachment trial featured a defense that spent far more energy on constitutional fine print than on the mob that stormed the Capitol. That mismatch mattered: it signaled to the public, and to Senate Republicans, that the former president’s team was aiming for exoneration by abstraction, not persuasion by contrition.

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