Edition · February 9, 2021
The Daily Fuckup — February 9, 2021
3 verified reports published on February 9, 2021.
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Closing take
On February 9, Trump-world had a very bad day: the Senate formally moved into trial mode, the defense looked like it was auditioning for confusion, and the political system kept doing the unpleasant adult thing and asking what happens after a president tries to torch the process. The answer was not subtle.
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Trial begins
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
The Senate opened Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial on Feb. 9, 2021, with lawmakers set to decide whether the chamber could try a former president for conduct tied to the Capitol attack. After debate over jurisdiction, senators voted to move ahead with the trial.
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Reply filing
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The House impeachment managers filed a reply memorandum on February 9 that tore into Trump’s legal defense as meritless and baseless. They argued his speech and conduct were not protected political speech but part of a months-long campaign to overturn an election he lost. The reply also hammered the basic contradiction at the heart of Trump’s defense: he wanted the Senate to pretend January 6 was just politics, while the record showed he had sent the mob toward the Capitol.
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Defense wobble
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On the trial’s first day, Trump’s lawyers gave a defense that was widely treated as rambling and confused, especially lead counsel Bruce Castor’s opening statement. That performance undercut the idea that Trump’s team had a coherent legal strategy for beating the charge. Even Republican senators privately and publicly seemed baffled, which is rarely the look a defense team wants in a historic impeachment trial.
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