Edition · February 14, 2021

The Daily Fuckup — February 14, 2021

3 verified reports published on February 14, 2021.

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Closing take

The immediate verdict was acquittal. The longer verdict was harsher: Trump exited the trial still controlling a furious faction, but more isolated, more toxic, and more dependent than ever on pretending the attack on the Capitol was somebody else’s problem.

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Story

Trump’s acquittal was real; exoneration was not

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump escaped conviction in the Senate, but the February 13 trial still ended with a record of bipartisan blame, a renewed focus on Jan. 6, and a political hit that no grievance-laced statement could erase.

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