Edition · February 14, 2021
The Daily Fuckup — February 14, 2021
3 verified reports published on February 14, 2021.
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Closing take
The immediate verdict was acquittal. The longer verdict was harsher: Trump exited the trial still controlling a furious faction, but more isolated, more toxic, and more dependent than ever on pretending the attack on the Capitol was somebody else’s problem.
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Acquittal, not exoneration
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Trump escaped conviction in the Senate, but the February 13 trial still ended with a record of bipartisan blame, a renewed focus on Jan. 6, and a political hit that no grievance-laced statement could erase.
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Party fracture
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Seven Republican senators voted to convict Trump, and even though he survived, the trial showed a party that was no longer willing to paper over Jan. 6 with total loyalty.
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Same lie, new day
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Donald Trump’s first statement after his Senate acquittal on February 13, 2021, called the impeachment trial another “greatest witch hunt” and said his political movement was just beginning.
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