Edition · March 9, 2021

The Daily Fuckup — March 9, 2021

Trump’s post-presidency was already curdling into lawsuits, lies, and legal exposure, and this date had one especially tidy reminder: the money trail keeps getting more embarrassing.

On March 9, 2021, the strongest Trump-world screwup was the widening New York financial probe, which was clearly moving past idle curiosity and into the kind of investigation that makes bankers, accountants, and political operatives start lawyering up. The day also kept the post-election disinformation machine humming, with Trump’s allies still trying to sell the fantasy that the 2020 result could be unwound by sheer repetition. Taken together, it was another day when Trump’s political project looked less like a comeback and more like a prolonged audit of everything that went wrong.

Closing take

The through line here is ugly for Trump: the election lies were not fading, the legal exposure was not receding, and the institutional consequences were still spreading. Even in a transitional moment after leaving office, his orbit was generating work for prosecutors, damage for elections officials, and a growing pile of evidence that the whole operation was built on denial first and facts second.

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Manhattan Prosecutors Subpoena Fortress Records in Trump Finance Probe

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Reporting on March 9, 2021 said Manhattan prosecutors had subpoenaed Fortress Investment Management for records tied to the Trump Organization’s Chicago tower loan, adding another finance-related thread to the broader criminal probe. The reporting did not establish wrongdoing.

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New York’s Trump money probe is widening, and that is a bad sign for him

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Manhattan district attorney’s investigation into Trump’s finances was reported as broader than expected on March 9, 2021, with investigators pursuing lenders and other third parties tied to the Trump Organization. That kind of expansion matters because it suggests prosecutors were not just staring at one set of suspect documents, but mapping a wider pattern around loans, valuations, and business practices. For Trump, that is the nightmare scenario: a paper trail, not a rally chant.

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Trump’s election lies were still metastasizing, even after the courts kept swatting them down

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

By March 9, 2021, Trump’s false fraud narrative was still alive in official and semi-official Republican channels, despite repeated defeats in court and in state reviews. That matters because the lie was no longer just a vanity project; it was shaping elections policy, energizing fringe operatives, and muddying public trust in basic vote counting. The longer it lived, the more expensive the cleanup became.

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Trump’s Last Supreme Court Election Challenge Ended on March 8

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Supreme Court denied Donald Trump’s final election-related petition on March 8, 2021, closing out the last Supreme Court track tied to his effort to undo the 2020 result. The broader post-election litigation had already been rejected in court after court, but this was the last Supreme Court door to shut.

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