Edition · March 31, 2021

Trump’s legal immunity era keeps shrinking

A New York appeals court and other 2021 blowups kept dragging Donald Trump and his orbit back into court, back into discovery, and back into the kind of headaches he spent years trying to outgrow.

March 31, 2021 delivered more proof that the post-White House Trump operation was not a clean reset but a legal and political dragnet. The day’s biggest damage came from fresh judicial setbacks and continuing scrutiny of Trump’s businesses and finances, each one chipping away at the old presidential shield he liked to claim around him.

Closing take

The throughline here is simple: Trump left office, but the consequences did not. On this date, the courts kept proving that his name, his company, and his habit of turning every fight into a personal grievance were still liabilities with teeth.

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New York court keeps Trump’s defamation mess alive

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A New York appeals court left Donald Trump on the hook in the Summer Zervos defamation fight, rejecting the last obvious path he had to keep the case bottled up behind presidential immunity. It was another reminder that leaving the Oval Office does not erase the paper trail, the allegations, or the bill.

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Trump Organization money keeps landing in campaign-law crosshairs

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Federal Election Commission’s March 31 docket showed a fresh Trump-related campaign finance matter moving through the system, another sign that the family brand’s money problems were still not done metastasizing. The specifics were technical, but the message was not: Trump-world finances kept attracting regulators like spilled soda attracts ants.

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