Edition · August 24, 2021

The Daily Fuckup: Backfill Edition — August 24, 2021

As Kabul fell and the blame game hardened, Trump World spent the day trying to turn a withdrawal disaster into a political weapon — while quietly undercutting its own credibility on the timeline, the planning, and the basic facts.

On August 24, 2021, the Afghanistan collapse remained the dominant Trump-world headache and opportunity: Donald Trump and his allies tried to pin the chaos entirely on Joe Biden, even as fresh reporting and public remarks kept reminding everyone that Trump’s own deal set the exit in motion. The result was a classic Trump-era two-step — maximal outrage, minimal self-awareness — landing just as critics were asking why the former president’s team had left behind a mess and then acted shocked that the mess existed. This edition focuses on the most consequential screwup of the day: the effort to exploit the withdrawal while ducking responsibility for helping create the conditions for it.

Closing take

The story of August 24 wasn’t that Trump World discovered a new argument. It was that its old argument started sagging under the weight of its own record. You can shout “Biden disaster” all day, but if your administration signed the deal, set the deadline, and left the next crew with a collapsing Afghan state, the applause line comes with a receipt.

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Trump Tries to Turn Afghanistan Into a Pure Biden Disaster, and the Paper Trail Isn’t Cooperating

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump spent August 24 hammering Biden over the Afghanistan withdrawal, but the attack collided with the record of Trump’s own deal with the Taliban and the deadline that came with it. The day’s main problem for Trump World was not that it lacked a line; it was that the line depended on people forgetting who built the trap door in the first place.

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