Edition · December 12, 2021

Trump Spends the Day in Court, and It’s Not Going Great

Back on December 12, 2021, the Trump world looked less like a political operation and more like a legal triage unit. The day’s biggest headlines were about election denial fallout, New York investigations, and the continuing price of making every institutional fight personal.

On December 12, 2021, Trump’s orbit was still paying for the post-2020 strategy of treating courts, prosecutors, and election officials like obstacles to be bullied into submission. The day’s most consequential developments centered on election-fraud blowback and the widening legal exposure of Trump and his allies. None of it looked like a clean win. It looked like a paper trail.

Closing take

The throughline for this edition is simple: the more Trump-world tried to litigate reality, the more reality kept filing back. The immediate damage was legal and reputational, but the longer-term damage was strategic too — every failure added another exhibit to the case that this wasn’t fierce politics, it was a sprawling attempt to make losses disappear.

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5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump’s New York Problem Is Now a Lawsuit Problem Too

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump was moving from being investigated by New York’s attorney general to suing her in federal court, an escalation that made his legal posture look less like defense and more like panic. The move also confirmed how central the New York business probe had become to his post-presidency.

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The Wisconsin Fake-Elector Scheme Keeps Rotting on Schedule

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The fake-elector effort to overturn Joe Biden’s win in Wisconsin continued to produce public blowback and legal exposure, reinforcing that the Trump post-election plan was not some harmless symbolic protest. It was a concrete scheme with paperwork, lawyers, and consequences.

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