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Edition · December 26, 2021

The Daily Fuckup — December 26, 2021 Edition

A holiday-week Trump News Dump edition built for the day after Christmas, when the former president tried to turn New York’s civil investigation into a personal legal shield and the calendar gave everyone a little extra time to notice how flimsy that was.

On December 26, 2021, the Trump-world headline was less a triumph than a tell: the former president had just gone to federal court to try to stop New York Attorney General Letitia James from investigating his business empire. The move was a familiar Trump pattern — litigate the scrutiny, not the conduct — and it landed as a defensive scramble against a probe that had already been building for years. The result was not a clean escape but a louder reminder that the legal heat around Trump’s finances was deepening, not fading.

Closing take

Christmas may have come and gone, but Trump’s best holiday tradition remained intact: turning ordinary governance into a legal mess, then acting shocked when the mess stayed messy. The problem for him was that the scrutiny in New York was not a random nuisance; it was a long-running investigation with receipts, subpoenas, and now a fresh court fight. If 2021 was supposed to end with the Trump orbit catching a break, December 26 offered the opposite: another reminder that the bill was still coming due.

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Trump’s holiday court gambit tries to shut down the New York probe — and fails to look innocent while doing it

Legal retreat Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s decision to sue New York Attorney General Letitia James on the eve of the holiday week was a blunt attempt to halt a sprawling investigation into his business dealings. The filing did not resolve his problems; it advertised them. It also gave the attorney general a fresh opening to argue that Trump was trying to use federal court as a shield against a lawful state investigation.

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