Edition · March 13, 2022

Trump’s Sunday hangover, March 13, 2022

A backfill look at the Trump-world screwups that landed on March 13, 2022, when the former president was still trying to act like the past was not closing in.

March 13, 2022 was not a clean day for Trump World. The dominant story lines were not about governing or a disciplined comeback; they were about old lies, new legal exposure, and a political ecosystem still feeding on the same busted narratives. The day’s strongest evidence shows Trump continuing to dodge responsibility on COVID testing while his broader post-presidency posture kept drifting toward legal and political trouble.

Closing take

This was one of those days when the Trump machine did what it does best: turn every fresh problem into proof it learned nothing from the last one. The result was a mix of denial, deflection, and fresh evidence that the former president’s biggest liabilities were already baked in.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump Dodges Responsibility for the COVID Testing Mess He Helped Create

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

On March 13, 2022, Trump once again refused to own the failures of the early pandemic response, brushing off responsibility for testing breakdowns and recycling the same bogus comparisons to the Obama era. The immediate problem is not just that the claim was false. It is that Trump was still using the pandemic as a stage prop instead of a disaster he had any obligation to help explain honestly.

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