Edition · May 18, 2022

Trumpworld’s Primary Night Wasn’t a Total Disaster — But It Wasn’t a Clean Win Either

May 18, 2022 edition. The big story from Tuesday’s primaries was that Trump’s movement kept dragging the GOP toward election-denial extremism, even as some of his personal picks underperformed and a few of his loudest habits kept looking like liabilities.

Trump’s camp got enough wins on May 17 to keep the former president’s grip on the GOP obvious, but the night also exposed a recurring problem: his endorsement machine helps elevate chaos candidates who are easier to nominate than to defend. The strongest screwups on this date were less about one catastrophic event than about a pattern of bad judgment, overreach, and political self-harm that was becoming plain in real time.

Closing take

The through-line is simple: Trump can still move Republican voters, but he keeps moving them toward candidates and causes that make the party look more extreme, more litigable, and more beatable in November. That is not exactly the aura of command.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump’s Endorsements Kept Lifting Election Deniers — and the GOP Kept Feeling It

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s latest primary-night influence check showed that his endorsement power was still real, but so was the damage. Candidates who embraced his false 2020 election narrative won or remained competitive in several races, reinforcing how deeply his lie had been baked into the party even as it kept producing toxic nominees.

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Trump’s Cawthorn Bet Went Down in Flames

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Madison Cawthorn’s loss in North Carolina was a clean reminder that Trump’s endorsement is not a magic shield. A candidate already dogged by scandal, controversy, and in-party disgust got bounced anyway, and the defeat landed as a rare rebuke of the Trump-aligned celebrity-politics model.

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Idaho Republicans Told Trump No on a Governor’s Race

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

In Idaho, Trump’s preferred faction lost a key test when incumbent Gov. Brad Little survived a challenge from a Trump-endorsed hard-liner. It was not a total blowout, but it was another sign that even when Trump intervenes, Republican voters do not always hand him the exact result he wants.

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