Edition · December 25, 2022

Trump Ends Christmas With More Litigation Than Cheer

On December 25, 2022, the Trump world’s holiday mood was less “Silent Night” and more “please serve the subpoena after dessert.” The biggest screwups were the ones already baking from the week before: Trump’s tax-returns humiliation, his fresh defamation fight over the Pulitzer Board, and the kind of legal overreach that keeps reminding everyone this operation treats the courts like a grievance vending machine.

Christmas Day was quiet on the surface, but the Trump ecosystem was still carrying around the week’s fresh baggage: tax-return disclosures that undercut years of secrecy, a newly filed defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board, and the broader pattern of Trump using litigation to relitigate political defeats. For a holiday edition, the news cycle was thin, but the underlying screwups were real and well documented.

Closing take

Holiday lights do not change the scoreboard. Trump world spent this stretch looking less like a political movement than a perpetual-motion legal damage generator, and the week’s late-December fallout was another reminder that the ex-president’s favorite strategy is often just to make the mess bigger.

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5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump’s Pulitzer Lawsuit Looks Like Revenge in a Neck Tie

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s late-December defamation suit against Pulitzer Prize Board members was another example of him using the courts as a political weapon. The problem is not just the lawsuit itself; it’s that the legal move invites fresh scrutiny over the Russia-era reporting he hates and keeps reviving a story he would rather bury.

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