Edition · January 2, 2023

Trump Starts 2023 With a Court Snub and a Sanctions Hangover

A January 2 backfill edition focused on the most consequential Trump-world blowups landing right at the top of the year: the fraud case that had already been branded frivolous, and the broader legal mess around his habit of using courts like a grievance machine.

New Year’s Day was barely cold when Trump’s legal baggage kept cashing in on his attention economy. The biggest Trump-world screwup showing on January 2, 2023 wasn’t a shiny new scandal so much as a growing pile of judicial contempt: a New York fraud case that had already been mocked as recycled nonsense, plus the lingering fallout from Trump’s pattern of filing politically motivated suits that judges were increasingly treating as abuse. It was not a day of dramatic revelations, but it was a clear reminder that the former president was heading into 2023 with the courts openly calling his playbook frivolous.

Closing take

For an edition date this thin, the news still points in one direction: the legal system was losing patience with Trump’s favorite habit of turning every grievance into a lawsuit. That’s not just embarrassing; it’s expensive, and it makes every future filing look less like strategy than a tantrum with a docket number.

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Judge Calls Trump’s Fraud Dismissal Bid Frivolous, Setting a Brutal Tone for 2023

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A New York judge rejected Donald Trump’s effort to kill the state attorney general’s fraud case, calling the defense frivolous and largely recycled. The ruling didn’t end the case, but it underscored that Trump was entering 2023 with one of his most serious civil fights already badly damaged and the judge unimpressed by the usual smoke and mirrors.

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