Edition · March 3, 2023
The Daily Fuckup: March 3, 2023
Trump spent the day trying to buy time in New York, but the paper trail kept tightening and the broader CPAC spectacle made his movement look more like a personality cult than a governing force.
March 3 brought a very Trumpian mix of legal panic and political theater: his lawyers asked to shove back the New York civil fraud trial, even as the CPAC scene kept spotlighting how much the Republican field still orbited one man and his baggage. The strongest stories from the day center on Trump’s effort to slow the fraud case, the broader legal pressure around Jan. 6, and the way his allies’ CPAC appearances underscored the movement’s dysfunction rather than its discipline.
Closing take
The common thread here is delay. Trump’s world spent March 3 trying to stall, deflect, and reframe, but the day mostly reminded everyone that the court calendar, the evidentiary record, and the Republican circus all keep moving without asking his permission.
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Jan. 6 exposure
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Justice Department told a federal appeals court that Donald Trump should not get absolute immunity from civil damages claims brought by Capitol Police officers and lawmakers over the Jan. 6 attack. The filing keeps those lawsuits alive, but it does not decide whether Trump is liable.
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Delay request in New York fraud case
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Donald Trump’s lawyers asked a New York judge on March 3, 2023, to delay the scheduled civil fraud trial for months, saying the discovery record was too large to finish reviewing on the current timetable. The request was a scheduling move, not a ruling, and it came as the New York attorney general’s case remained centered on allegations that Trump and his company misstated asset values and financial information.
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Baggage parade
Confidence 5/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
CPAC’s Trump-centered lineup made one thing plain: the conference was organized around loyalty to Donald Trump, while also showcasing the kind of spectacle that keeps critics talking.
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CPAC drift
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
At CPAC on March 3, 2023, Nikki Haley and Mike Pompeo used careful language that AP described as veiled criticism of Donald Trump. Haley’s call for a younger generation of leadership drew Trump chants and heckling from the crowd.
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