Edition · March 3, 2023

The Daily Fuckup: March 3, 2023

Trump spent the day trying to buy time in New York, but the paper trail kept tightening and the broader CPAC spectacle made his movement look more like a personality cult than a governing force.

March 3 brought a very Trumpian mix of legal panic and political theater: his lawyers asked to shove back the New York civil fraud trial, even as the CPAC scene kept spotlighting how much the Republican field still orbited one man and his baggage. The strongest stories from the day center on Trump’s effort to slow the fraud case, the broader legal pressure around Jan. 6, and the way his allies’ CPAC appearances underscored the movement’s dysfunction rather than its discipline.

Closing take

The common thread here is delay. Trump’s world spent March 3 trying to stall, deflect, and reframe, but the day mostly reminded everyone that the court calendar, the evidentiary record, and the Republican circus all keep moving without asking his permission.

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Trump lawyers seek more time in New York fraud case

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Donald Trump’s lawyers asked a New York judge on March 3, 2023, to delay the scheduled civil fraud trial for months, saying the discovery record was too large to finish reviewing on the current timetable. The request was a scheduling move, not a ruling, and it came as the New York attorney general’s case remained centered on allegations that Trump and his company misstated asset values and financial information.

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