Edition · March 3, 2023
The Daily Fuckup — March 3, 2023
4 verified reports published on March 3, 2023.
This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.
Closing take
The common thread here is delay. Trump’s world spent March 3 trying to stall, deflect, and reframe, but the day mostly reminded everyone that the court calendar, the evidentiary record, and the Republican circus all keep moving without asking his permission.
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Jan. 6 exposure
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Justice Department told a federal appeals court that Donald Trump should not get absolute immunity from civil damages claims brought by Capitol Police officers and lawmakers over the Jan. 6 attack. The filing keeps those lawsuits alive, but it does not decide whether Trump is liable.
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Delay request in New York fraud case
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Donald Trump’s lawyers asked a New York judge on March 3, 2023, to delay the scheduled civil fraud trial for months, saying the discovery record was too large to finish reviewing on the current timetable. The request was a scheduling move, not a ruling, and it came as the New York attorney general’s case remained centered on allegations that Trump and his company misstated asset values and financial information.
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Baggage parade
Confidence 5/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
CPAC’s Trump-centered lineup made one thing plain: the conference was organized around loyalty to Donald Trump, while also showcasing the kind of spectacle that keeps critics talking.
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CPAC drift
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
At CPAC on March 3, 2023, Nikki Haley and Mike Pompeo used careful language that AP described as veiled criticism of Donald Trump. Haley’s call for a younger generation of leadership drew Trump chants and heckling from the crowd.
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