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On March 9, Trump Got a Grand-Jury Invite, Not a Court Ruling
March 9, 2023 did not produce a big Trump court ruling or hearing, but prosecutors did invite him to testify before a New York grand jury in the hush-money probe that day.
Edition · March 9, 2023
The Daily Fuckup — March 9, 2023
1 verified report published on March 9, 2023.
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Closing take
If March 9, 2023, had a theme, it was that Trump could not outrun the paperwork. The cases were moving, the calendar was moving, and his orbit was still relying on denial, delay, and insults as if that were a legal strategy. It wasn’t. The bill was already coming due, and the only real question was how many more invoices the courts would send.
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