Edition · April 9, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — April 9, 2023

2 verified reports published on April 9, 2023.

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Closing take

The common thread here is simple: Trump’s legal problems were no longer just courtroom problems. They were poisoning the 2024 race, warping Republican incentives, and forcing allies into clumsy contortions that made the whole operation look brittle. That’s how a screwup grows teeth: first it embarrasses you, then it starts dictating everybody else’s behavior.

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DeSantis Keeps Tiptoeing Around Trump’s Legal Mess

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Ron DeSantis was still drawing scrutiny on April 9 for the way he handled Donald Trump’s New York indictment: cautious, indirect, and careful not to burn bridges with the GOP front-runner. He had already commented on the case in late March, so the question by then was not whether he would react, but how long he could keep the same careful posture.

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Trump’s Indictment Keeps the GOP Stuck in a Bad Loop

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

A week after Donald Trump’s indictment and days after his arraignment, Republicans were still shaping their 2024 politics around the case. The fight was no longer about the charge itself so much as how much distance any Republican could afford to show from Trump.

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