Edition · April 12, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — April 12, 2023

2 verified reports published on April 12, 2023.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

The throughline here is simple: when Trump tries to sue, shout, or bully his way out of trouble, the trouble usually just gets a press cycle and a filing stamp. April 12 added more evidence that the legal fire is not being put out; it is spreading sideways.

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Trump sues Michael Cohen for $500 million and buys himself another headline he did not need

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump filed a sweeping lawsuit against his former fixer Michael Cohen, accusing him of breaching attorney-client duties and spreading damaging lies. The move looked less like a legal strategy than a revenge filing against a key witness in the hush-money ecosystem, inviting fresh ridicule and more attention to the underlying case.

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