Edition · May 9, 2023
The Daily Fuckup — May 9, 2023
3 verified reports published on May 9, 2023.
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Closing take
The throughline here is simple: Trump did not get to the point of a unanimous jury verdict by accident, and he did not help himself by responding like the system had wronged him rather than the evidence having cornered him. The verdict was the news. His reaction was the self-own that made sure it stayed the news.
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court blowup
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
A New York jury found Donald Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation in E. Jean Carroll’s civil case and awarded $5 million in total damages. Jurors did not find that Carroll proved rape.
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self-inflicted damage
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Instead of letting the verdict stand on its own, Trump’s response strategy kept poking the wound, extending the lifespan of a disaster he should have been trying to contain.
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tv trap
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
After the May 9 Carroll verdict, Trump headed into a CNN town hall the next night with a fresh legal loss and a live audience waiting to hear whether he would answer the moment or steamroll past it.
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