Edition · May 9, 2023

Trump’s Carroll verdict day went from bad to worse

A Manhattan jury found Donald Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation, then he spent the rest of the day making the story linger longer than the verdict itself.

May 9, 2023 delivered one of the ugliest legal and political body blows of Trump’s post-presidency. A federal jury in Manhattan found him liable for sexual abuse and defamation in the E. Jean Carroll case and awarded damages, locking in a fresh public humiliation with real legal consequences. Then Trump’s immediate response strategy made the optics even worse, as he kept attacking Carroll and acting like the whole thing was just another grievance content drop. For a man trying to sell himself as a comeback candidate, it was a reminder that the old impulses still produce the same wreckage.

Closing take

The throughline here is simple: Trump did not get to the point of a unanimous jury verdict by accident, and he did not help himself by responding like the system had wronged him rather than the evidence having cornered him. The verdict was the news. His reaction was the self-own that made sure it stayed the news.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.