Edition · June 9, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — June 9, 2023

3 verified reports published on June 9, 2023.

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Closing take

The day did not just add legal jeopardy. It also widened the split between Trump’s free-pass coalition and the Republicans who know a presidential campaign built around indictments is still a campaign built around indictments.

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Trump’s Classified-Documents Case Finally Hits the Public Square

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

The federal indictment against Donald Trump was unsealed on June 9, turning a sealed legal threat into a very public account of alleged obstruction, false statements, and the improper retention of classified material. The details were ugly, the political optics were worse, and the whole thing immediately became another test of whether Trump can drag the GOP through scandal without paying a price.

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Pence Keeps His Distance as Trump’s Documents Case Hits the Campaign

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Mike Pence responded to Trump’s classified-documents indictment with a familiar two-step: he said he was troubled, repeated that no one is above the law, and also said he had hoped the Justice Department would not move forward. The result was not a break with Trump so much as a careful attempt to sound concerned without endorsing the case.

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DeSantis Tries to Defend Trump Without Getting Stuck With Him

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Ron DeSantis responded to Trump’s indictment with the kind of statement that is designed to please Trump voters without actually getting too close to Trump himself. That might be politically clever in the short term, but it also exposed how much the Florida governor’s campaign is still trapped between loyalty to the base and the need to look like a future president instead of a Trump echo.

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