Edition · August 22, 2023

Trump’s Georgia mess starts collecting mug shots

On August 22, 2023, the Fulton County case stopped being abstract legal theater and started producing fingerprints, bond paperwork, and public humiliation for Trump’s allies.

The day’s biggest Trump-world screwup was in Georgia, where the first co-defendants in the Fulton County election-interference case began surrendering and turning a sprawling anti-democracy scheme into the kind of criminal process that comes with booking photos and court deadlines. Separately, special counsel filings in the classified-documents case said a Trump employee had changed his story after switching lawyers, deepening the sense that the whole thing was about more than boxes in a storage room. For Trump, it was another ugly day in which the legal fallout from 2020 kept getting more concrete, more embarrassing, and harder to spin as persecution theater.

Closing take

The common thread is simple: the Trump orbit keeps discovering that the law is not impressed by slogans. When co-defendants start lining up at jail and prosecutors start talking about false testimony, the damage stops being rhetorical and starts becoming operational.

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