Edition · October 12, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — October 12, 2023

2 verified reports published on October 12, 2023.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

The through-line was classic Trump-world: overreach, contradiction, and the kind of self-damage that makes the cleanup worse than the original blast. On a day when he wanted to look presidential, he instead looked reckless abroad and brittle at home.

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Trump’s ‘Very Smart’ Hezbollah Remark Draws a Fast Political Backlash

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump’s Oct. 11 comments on the Israel-Hamas war — including praise for Hezbollah as “very smart” — quickly drew criticism after they were reported on Oct. 12. White House officials and Republican rivals seized on the remarks as Trump tried to position himself as the toughest voice on the conflict.

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Trump Fraud Trial Testimony Put His Loan Papers Back Under the Microscope

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

A Deutsche Bank risk officer testified on October 11, 2023, that Trump’s financial statements were central to loans for his Doral and Chicago properties, while the bank applied its own “sanity checks” to some of the numbers. The testimony added to prosecutors’ claim that Trump’s paperwork helped him secure financing, even as the bank adjusted some valuations on its side.

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