Edition · October 12, 2023

Trump’s Israel Message Goes Sideways

A day of self-inflicted damage: Trump’s remarks on Israel drew bipartisan criticism, while his civil fraud trial kept surfacing evidence of how his money claims got him into this mess in the first place.

On October 12, 2023, Trump managed to turn a moment that should have been about solidarity into a fresh round of fallout. His comments attacking Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and praising Hezbollah as “very smart” drew rebukes from Republican rivals and White House officials, undercutting his effort to sound strong on Israel. Back in New York, the civil fraud trial also kept spotlighting the money-inflation machine that powered Trump’s business empire and now hangs over his political brand.

Closing take

The through-line was classic Trump-world: overreach, contradiction, and the kind of self-damage that makes the cleanup worse than the original blast. On a day when he wanted to look presidential, he instead looked reckless abroad and brittle at home.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

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