Edition · October 13, 2023

Trump World Keeps Finding New Ways to Lose a Day in Court

A Colorado judge swatted down Trump’s first bid to kill a ballot-challenge lawsuit, while his New York fraud mess kept grinding toward a fresh round of humiliation and sanctions risk.

October 13, 2023 was one of those days when Trump’s legal strategy looked less like a strategy and more like a stress test for patience, credibility, and the rule of law. In Colorado, a judge rejected Trump’s opening attempt to toss a lawsuit that could knock him off the ballot under the Constitution’s insurrection clause. In New York, the broader fraud-case fiasco kept hanging over him as he tried to campaign through a courtroom that was increasingly treating him like a repeat offender, not a victim.

Closing take

The throughline on this date was simple: Trump’s habit of turning legal danger into performative outrage was running into judges who were not impressed. The result was not just another bad-news cycle, but another reminder that the 2024 campaign was being dragged around by 2020’s unfinished business.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.